Posts Tagged ‘ pithyism ’

Pithyism #13

2010.03.23
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A FUNERAL IS A GROUP of people standing around talking about someone they’d rather be talking to.

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Pithyism #4

2009.11.21
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NEVER YODEL NEXT TO A sleeping cat.

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Pithyism #2

2009.11.15
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THE REASON WE NEED each other is that life rarely contains enough different viewpoints to even begin understanding Life.

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Pithyism #3, 6 or 7

2009.09.30
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SCRATCH A MYSTIC, FIND A solipsist.

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Pithyism #10

2009.07.01
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CIVILIZATION IS NOT BASED ON agriculture, technology or finance — but solely on its members’ unspoken agreement to behave sensibly. Take that away …

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Pithyism #999

2009.06.07
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“LAUGH. SEE?”
The Book of the SubGenius

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Pithyism #22

2009.05.28
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DON’T ABUSE THE HELP. AFTER all, you’re someone else’s.

(A corollary to the police reporter’s “Don’t mock the damned — you may one day be one of them.”)

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Pithyism #0

2007.12.12
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The future is an open hand; the past is a closed hand.

What’s in between?

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