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Rainy Day Equation

Neal @ January 21, 2010 # No Comment Yet

SEMI-FERAL CAT, PLUS FORCED CONFINEMENT, divided by ping-pong ball, equals nothing else.

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Pithyism #4

Neal @ November 21, 2009 # No Comment Yet

NEVER YODEL NEXT TO A sleeping cat.

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Three Haiku

Neal @ August 16, 2009 # No Comment Yet

Sonoma Plaza.
Northwest corner, random stroll…
is that a fiddle?
Morris dancers leapt
today, where two Jews a month
ago laid tefillin.
Hearts converge, divide,
laughing beneath the same trees.
Sonoma. My town.

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Pithyism #999

Neal @ June 7, 2009 # No Comment Yet

“LAUGH. SEE?”
– The Book of the SubGenius

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… reverb …

Neal @ February 27, 2003 # No Comment Yet

here’s what I wrote in a recent column…
Screaming in the dark
2/14/03
By Neal Ross
If you live among human beings, you must never mention how terribly, nakedly vulnerable we all are ? because we all spend a good deal of our lives trying to pretend we?re not.
I don?t know why that is; I suspect it?s related to [...]

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