PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH CATS are the only people who understand people who live with cats.
IT ENDED LIKE THIS: “MRS. J—–,” I said evenly, “you should work for the city sewer department instead of teaching English — because you know more about scat than you do about good writing.” Except I didn’t say “scat.” And…
AS WE WIND DOWN DECEMBER, the social air is thick with anticipation — and, alas, some rancor. It seems once again that some are taking issue with some who take issue with being greeted by the adherents of our country’s…
“WE HAVE REACHED THE DEPTH of darkness. Let us now make the long, slow, purposeful ascent back toward the Light.” –Barbatus T. Elder
If truth is stranger than fiction, it is because it has a better and more creative author.”
— Jeff Forsythe
TO THE SMALL CATALOGUE OF meaningful three-word human phrases (“I love you,” “let me help,” “take your time,” “hold my beer”) should be added one pertaining to perhaps that oldest of motivations: “Let’s go see!” Mind you, this drive isn’t…
1. WHEN I GOT INTO THE driver’s seat and couldn’t recognize the dashboard, I knew it was time to enlist some professional help. 2. I had been experiencing some memory and cognitive issues for a while (as well as a…
The harder it became, the more I wanted to do it.”
— Female round-the-world sailor, from the film MAIDEN
If church worked, you’d only need to go once.”
— Pastor Rich Gantenbein, a”h
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.”
— Salvador Dali
IN THE ABSENCE OF A national social-service corps, and for proper character-building, everyone should work in retail sales for a year. (Especially during the holiday rush.)
TRUE LOVE IS NOT AN emotion — it’s a dedicated series of related actions.