“WHO IS SMARTER — THE TEACHER or the student?”
(Answer correctly and win a free year’s subscription to Metaphorager.Net!)
The 49-Year-Old Punk Is Weeping
A FRIEND OF MINE FROM long-ago “nights we tried to die” (in Jim Morrison’s eternal phrase) opines, via Facebook, that he is now “too fat to wear … (his) “Too Drunk To F*ck” T-shirt.
I want a T-shirt of that.
April is National Words Month
(PASS IT ON.) AND USE yours with care — they’re a non-renewable resource.
Pithyism #1024
THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE INTERNET to show you how unique you’re not.
Mission
THE WORLD IS FULL OF angry people. Today’s task: Do not become one of them.
(And yes, it’s easier said than done. So?)
Nathanson Creek Haiku
Fig. 1.
Raining, raining hard.
Watchful figures on the bridge
note the rising creek.
Pithyism #180
WITH THE RIGHT BOOK, YOU can wait anywhere for anything.