STAYING YOUNG IS not easy, but here are four anti-aging actions proven effective if taken in large measures (the first three all but guarantee the fourth):
1. Stay curious.
2. Stay funny.
3. Stay musical.
4. Stay joyful.
Follow these simple directives, and eternal youth can be yours for as long as you want. (Your body will eventually fall apart, but until then, your soul will remain supple and pure as a shiny-faced child’s.) You have nothing to lose but your grumpiness!