ALTHOUGH YOU MAY BE OTHERWISE tempted, the following conversational gambits make for dodgy texts and/or tweets:
“We need to talk.”
“You’re fired.”
“Excuse me, sir or madam. Is your name…?”
“It’s over.”
“You don’t need to come in for the next few months.”
“Don’t share this with anyone, but…”
“Please — have a seat.”
“We need to talk.”
“Shouldn’t you be concentrating on your driving?”
“THEY don’t want you to know this, but…”
“Now here’s my plan…”
“Wanna buy a watch?”
“Greetings from the President of the United States.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Read my lips.”
“We need to talk…”