– Definition: v. To unconsciously, persistently and innocently pocket other people’s stuff.
– Used in a sentence: “Who wheeler’d my lighter / pencil / granola bar?”
– Why: Anyone familiar with the force-of-nature known as John Wheeler knew that he could sometimes be terribly absent-minded. If you handed him anything small for any reason, eventually into his pocket it would go. He didn’t do it maliciously or a-purpose, and he couldn’t help himself, which is why nobody ever held it against him or became even mildly ticked off at him. Actually, it was sort of endearing; John was something of an Unofficial Guardian, and if anything of yours turned up missing while in John’s vicinity, you could rest assured that he was holding on to it. When John turned out his pockets it was like emptying the TARDIS, or a bag-of-holding, or Baba Yaga’s hut. On the other hand, he was always good and honorable at returning the change from a proxy purchase (e.g., sending him to the beer store). So it all balanced out.