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Letter To A Dead Friend

Neal @ January 26, 2010 # One Comment

Dear Sputnik,
The attached photo of you arrived from a mutual friend two days ago, on what should have been your 48th birthday. I say “should” because it’s a primate conceit that the world be arranged according to our convenience. Were that the case, I’d likely be talking to you now, and about something differently [...]

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The Brotherhood of the Dunk

Neal @ January 25, 2010 # One Comment

YOU SEE THEM CASTING FURTIVE kitchenward gazes after a good dinner of roasted chicken or perhaps beef or lamb, excusing themselves with a piece of bread and trying not to run. Shortly afterward, stifled sighs waft back to the dining room.
Did I say “them?” I mean we. The Brotherhood of the Dunk.
The Brotherhood is a [...]

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Three Hard Things

Neal @ January 15, 2010 # No Comment Yet

Kicking a whale up a beach
Braiding grape jelly
Comforting the chronically afflicted.
(1/22/09 P.S. to RW: who asked “Why would you kick a whale?” The only reason I can think of is that 1) he’s down, and 2) you’re that sort of fellow.)

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Modern Manners, Economywise

Neal @ November 16, 2009 # No Comment Yet

IF THE PERSON AHEAD OF you in the checkout line is stocking up on Meow Mix, don’t ask about their cat.

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Awe and Inquiry

Neal @ November 4, 2009 # No Comment Yet

He looked up. “What are you sketching?”
She held out a pad on which was written:
AWE AND INQUIRY
God is good.
God is.
God.
.
He frowned. “What’s the point?”
She grinned. “Exactly.”

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