“PEOPLE’D BE A DAMN SIGHT more polite to each other in this country if they had to work a year behind a retail sales counter. At least, all my retailer friends think so.”
WHEN FACED WITH A NEW Thing, it is often better to pay close attention to the Thing in question than to whether or not it fits your notion of Thingness. (N.B. This is not as obvious as it sounds.)
NO MATTER HOW ABSORBING OR rewarding the discussion concerning Jedi philosophy, training and practice, someone’s always going to say, “Dude, it’s only a movie.”
“WHO IS SMARTER — THE TEACHER or the student?” (Answer correctly and win a free year’s subscription to Metaphorager.Net!)
THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE INTERNET to show you how unique you’re not.
WITH THE RIGHT BOOK, YOU can wait anywhere for anything.
RUTHLESSNESS ONLY LOWERS THE CONVERSATION for everyone.
HOW STRANGE TO SIT IN 2011, and wax wistfully nostalgic over the heady nihilism of Repo Man. Had we but known …
IF I HEAR ONE MORE too-earnest discourse on the “Sacred Feminine,” I’m going to pull out my Sacred Masculine.
WE ARE IN TROUBLE IF our need to be heard exceeds our need to understand — or to be understood.
YOU REALLY HAVE TO KNOW what you’re doing in order to sleep on the floor, comfortably.
ONESELF IS AN INSUFFICIENT TOOL with which to measure the Universe.